The Office is OURS!

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war, the war of work. But from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight! We are warriors!!! Employees of our dearly beloved office, I ask you, once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour! No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself! Some people will tell you the office is a bad place, with bad men. They'll conjure up images of wanton jockeys or high-rolling charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception. I say office employees of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together, together that we prevail! We must never cede control of the motherland for it is together that we prevail!

My fellow employees, let us do what is in our heritage, let us take back our birthright, let us be true to the noble ideals upon which the fair office is founded. Let us take back the office! The OFFICE IS OURS!

<3 bryant
in honor of "April: The Office Is OURS" month

updates and more

dear devoted office groupies,

its been an interesting end of march at the office. whats new you ask? what isnt new?! remember that greenish, flowery, falling-to-shreds couch that was so infamously dubbed the "smallpox blanket" by one young lady? its soon to be no more. Abinadi, utilizing all the pull he has with the ladies, has scored the office a new couch. Its blue, its less pungent, its nice and freshly febreezed, and its insides are not strewn about the floor in white heaps of cottony balls. can you believe it? with the new couch, the vacuum, and the effort by gavin to rid the office of random junk its starting to become a totally new environment! whats next, a hand towel in the bathroom that looks safe to use?!

until next time
<3 bryant

the dawn of a new age

just as we can look back in history and reference the dawn of the industrial revolution, or the age of enlightenment, so is history making in the process at the office. the office, dear readers, has purchased a vacuum cleaner. let me give it moment for the shock to dissipate. yes, a vacuum; an instrument of cleaning, a tool to combat filth. this is the dawn of a new era, a time of change and revolutionizing progress! join with us to help make the office a cleaner place! oft have we lamented the pile of dishes in the sink, the smell of the blankets on the couch, or gavin's overall homely appearance...but no more! the vacuum is the symbol of a new commitment to change, to cleanliness, to order! office employees unite!

All eyes on Texas...and the Office

The dust has finally settled and the politicians have moved on to their next battle ground. Everyone was hoping Texas would pick the democratic nominee, but instead we are still in a grid lock. So while the rest of the country is debating who is better at answering early morning phone calls, I have been wondering more weighty matters. Specifically who will be the best commander and chief of the office? We need someone with charisma, who can get our dishes done by inviting over unsuspecting visitors. Someone who can get us copious episodes of the office. Someone who can correct the awful path that we have been heading down for so many weeks.
With this post I am declaring myself chair of the nomination committee, you can submit your nominations to me by commenting on this post. That is all.