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Well, I just posted about needing an audience maybe two seconds ago, and I noticed that I had two comments that I had yet to read. One commented on my weakness in using this blog instead of my website, and the other admonished me to avoid all women. How wise both of these comments are. However, I cannot respect Andrew's comment because he hasn't a web page worth reading (give me some content Andrew, some of your own content). But I can respect Abinadi's advice about avoiding all women. First of all, everyone knows that guys are WAY better than girls. We run faster, grow more facial hair, and are nicer on the phone than our female counterparts are. And, when Edgar told us he fell asleep at the wheel because he had been up late several nights that week, all of the guys immediately asked, "Who was she?" We all innately knew that a female was behind his disaster. Men empowerment! Let's listen to some Gold Digger!!!